hello hello are you okay? -no response-
checking for pulse -no pulse no breathing-
commence CPR!
one and two and three and four and five and......(to infinity -> the effect of too much maths)

well, i am trying to do CPR on my blog to revive it, but i guess it aint working that great, so maybe i should switch to using electric shocks or AED or sth. but then again...NAH! (:

commenced dead at 10:38pm